What if???

Arlene tagged me.  So here's the drill:  I'm supposed to select five of these statements and then tag three other bloggers.  But I am not really comfortable tagging anyone else...so I will let my readers decide if they would like to do this, themselves...

Here are the statements to choose from:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a fast food restaurant worker...
If I could be a preacher..

If I could be a painter, I would try to capture images like Vermeer.  I love his soft-Dutch-light paintings so much.

If I could be a preacher, I would tell the whole world that God is not some guy with human emotions that is there to point his big finger and zap us if we make mistakes.  God is all love all the time.

If I could be an architect, I would design cozy little homes with lots of character.

If I could be a linguist, I would work at the U.N., speaking Dutch, Japanese, Swedish, and some obscure African dialect...

If I could be an innkeeper, I would have a cute little bed and breakfast on the Maine coast...serving yummy brunches in my warm, yellow dining room or in my summer garden.

Okay, anyone else want to try this?

Comments

[patty]

hi - this was fun... thanks for sharing...
here are mine...

If I could be a farmer...
i would farm the world's best tomatoes and share them for free...

If I could be a musician...i'd play piano all day long and into the evening...

If I could be a chef... i'd make the best macaroni and cheese or fettucini alfredo... all of my dishes would be heavenly and have no calories!

If I could be a librarian... i'd fully stock my library with art books and biographies of great artists.

If I could be a professor...i'd teach art appreciation and run summer art camps for adults in vermont or new hampshire :)

If I could be a writer... i'd teach others to love writing!

If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
i'd interview Oprah, Bono, Jimmy Carter and Hillary Clinton...

[Dana]

It's always good to have a meme-tag in case you don't know what else to write!! Maybe tomorrow.... Thanks. It's hard to have a child leave for college... but it is amazing how much they learn on their own... and how much they appreciate themselves, AND the help you gave them up to that point!

[arlene]

ooooh... your's are good. You're a love to play along-:)