I am reading Salman Rushdie's newest novel, The Enchantress of Florence. I have found him funny...let me repeat that: Salman Rushdie is funny. This is not what one thinks of an author who has been the recipient of a fatwa by the Ayatollas-that-be of the Middle East. But he is.
Examples from chapter one:
For vegetarians there were other, more silent cook-pots; vegetables did not scream.
Now he wanted the most comfortable bed that could be had, and a woman, preferable one without a mustache...
Much funnier than the heating-and-air conditioning technician that told me that I need a new compressor for my 8-year-old air conditioning unit. No, he wasn't funny at all.
Ouch! No, I bet the repairman wasn't at all funny...
Posted by: tinker | Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 09:44 PM